homophobia saturday

its the phenomena where people on the internet can legally be homophobic on saturdays. this can occasionally apply to wednesdays, but is most common on saturday. See also: racism monday

jim: i dont like gay people
josh: you cant say that! thats homophobic!
jim: but its homophobia saturday!
josh: oh alright

by pewguin June 4, 2022

saturday at midnight

to hint towards the fact ur gonna kys.

henry letham: Saturday at Midnight. That’s when I’m gonna do it.

by literallyryangosling August 22, 2023

Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM

They're doing it. When are they doing it?

Hym "Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM. There it is. I'm not paying judges to tell me I don't get to sue for this."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

Ghetto Saturday

When someone goes to the bar before work and gets too drunk, they call in sick to work and continue drinking and partying all day Saturday

My body can only take having one ghetto saturday a month.

by Lady Mae October 25, 2023

Saturday 12th April

On the Saturday 12th April you are not permitted to nap or have any energy drinks.

This is unwritten law.

No! You can’t have a Red Bull, it’s Saturday 12th April

by TheMask00_1 April 12, 2025

Sawshark Saturday

National holiday every Saturday celebrating sawsharks

Ryan: what day is it

Peter: Sawshark Saturday

Ryan: YAY

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Saturday scottsdale

First you wait until it's Saturday, then you lather up the inside of your mailbox with barbecue sauce. Proceed to thrust in and out until satisfied with what you have done.

Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.

by flexydevil May 8, 2023