Tank Ranger

The destroyer of all that is good, pure, and orderly. A Tank Ranger acts off pure impulse and cannot be held accountable for its own actions. It holds no moral values and tends to have many racist and sexist qualities.

Brandon: "I can't believe Kanye ruined Taylor Swift's speech like that!"

Mike: "I know! What a Tank Ranger..."

by usefulidiot75 November 26, 2009

Fat Ranga

A very fat person who also has red hair, They are usually spotted from a distance by the distict redish orange hair, they also are covered in freckles.

Let's hide there's a fat ranga coming. Oh wait it's only thea simpson.

by Ian843 January 9, 2012

lone ranger teabag

See similar definition for tea bagging but instead of 2 testicles the individual in question only has one testicle.

"This guy 'chimpy' was so hot I wanted to inhale his balls. When I pulled down his black slacks I noticed he only had one testicle, so I gave him a Lone Ranger Teabag."

by JeffKiss November 23, 2016

Power Rangers Ninja Storm

n. an innovative season of the long-running kiddie show, Power Rangers. Considered a godsend to the Power Rangers franchise by many.

"Power Rangers Ninja Storm r0x3r5 yu0r b0x3r5, dude."

by Impy December 31, 2003

Airborne Ranger

A sexual move where the bitch is lying on her back and her legs are spring loaded back against your shoulders. You then thrust down with enough force that her legs and the springs in the bed propel you back into the air making you an 'Airborne Ranger' for a few milliseconds.

"Yo dawg I just went airborne ranger on this bitches ass"

by Hardon666 August 11, 2009

ranger power

used to describe the large amount of power in a small vehicle, usually a ford ranger.

where's ranger power?

what happened to ranger power?

now that's ranger power.

by ranger power February 22, 2004

Lone Ranger

Alias JOHN REID. A former Texas Ranger falsely convicted of a crime he didn't commit, now roams the Wild West righting wrongs (for FREE) and leaving a Silver Bullet as a souvenir for those whom he has helped. He is aided by his trusty friend Tonto (a native American). The Lone Ranger's horse is a pure white stallion named "Silver". And Tonto has a patchy looking horse named "Scout".

John Reid in a GrandUncle of Brit Reid, The Green Hornet.

"Okay, uh, I'm new at this, but, uh, I'm The Lone Ranger, I enjoy listening to Bob Seger, and, for some reason, werewolves never bother me. I'm kind of shy and cautious. I admit I am wearing a mask right now, but, if things start looking like they might get serious, I guess I could take it off."

"I hope you don't mind Tonto, or the horses, they are ALWAYS with me. I hope that won't be a problem. Do you like 3in1? Tonto and Silver and I use that a lot. Just ask Scout! Just kidding, I mean, it's not like he's Mr. Ed or something! "Mr. ED", is that term politically incorrect now? Sorry if it is. Well, I hope you write back soon. And PLEASE feed the pigeon, okay?

TLR

by Master Mason July 30, 2006