The amount of time allowed for spraying deodorant or cologne such as Axe or Tag (also called TSR for short). It's the responsibility of everyone around the potential offender to monitor his usage, as excess usage of body spray has been known to render potential hookups (and really anyone) unconscious. Any breaking of the three second rule is punishable by confiscation of the offender's aerosol can and/or death. This rule also applies to aerosol cans such as Febreez and Oust if these products are used in confined conditions.
-Bro 1 sprays Axe product until visibility is reduced to that of a monsoon-
Bro 2: Dude! Three second rule!
-Bro 2 seizes can from Bro 1 and inserts the still-spraying can into Bro 1's throat-
Bro 2: Dude! Three second rule!
-Bro 2 seizes can from Bro 1 and inserts the still-spraying can into Bro 1's throat-
by AdamOpp January 30, 2010
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friend #1: Hey guys keith wants to chill with us tonight.
friend #2: Does he have 6 grams?
friend #1: Uhh, let me check.....No...
Friend #2: "6 Gram Rule" no exceptions.
friend #1: Okay il tell him to just fuck off.
friend #2: Does he have 6 grams?
friend #1: Uhh, let me check.....No...
Friend #2: "6 Gram Rule" no exceptions.
friend #1: Okay il tell him to just fuck off.
by JollyRogerWeenis May 24, 2005
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It is often done silently, accompanied by a knowing smirk, and a 'thumbs-up' by at least two people. It is now considered to be ok to go 'tap that ass'.
It'll hold up in court as well.
It is often done silently, accompanied by a knowing smirk, and a 'thumbs-up' by at least two people. It is now considered to be ok to go 'tap that ass'.
It'll hold up in court as well.
Jed: Look at that mate! she looks a bit young though....
Gaz: I'll TWO MAN RULE it.. (knowing smile, thumb up)
Jed: Allllrrrright! (Thumb up)
Gaz: I'll TWO MAN RULE it.. (knowing smile, thumb up)
Jed: Allllrrrright! (Thumb up)
by Jeddycakes September 17, 2006
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"I can't believe you lost your virginity to Chuck."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I can still wear white."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I can still wear white."
by ValoKire April 21, 2008
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"wewww here, shes pure left a bit of apple pie likeeeeeee, hack-tow rule of half on this cunt likeeeeeeeeee"
by hacktow September 7, 2011
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I want to hook up with Josh tonight but I have to respect the two week rule so I do not hurt his best friend feelings
by anonymousjack July 4, 2016
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I thought he was a total fox but it must've been my beer goggles because when I got up close and used the 3M Rule, I realised that he was a dog!
by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 20, 2011
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