rubber cunt

(expletive) Any thing (esp a male person) deemed to be vaguely useless, lacking real quality or consistency, or just plain old usefullness. Used as an amplification on the well worn 'cunt' insult. Possibly more insulting.

(1) My slowest PC is a useless Rubber Cunt of a thing.
(2) The rubber cunt that opens the fucking newsagent didnt show and I spent an hour in the fucked out rain waiting for him.

by MuttShaw October 26, 2005

Rubber Chicken Shot

When you put a shot of alcohol into a rubber chicken, then you proceed to take the shot from the chicken. Originally you would act out a play with the another person and give or receive a rubber chicken shot.

When Tracey Binghum and Chyna Doll were doing a rubber chicken shot Tracey acted like she was chienese. She said "I come from China. I heard that, in America, you can get ru-bber chi-cken shot." Then she was given the rubber chicken shot.

by RickyNewJerseyISAWESOME November 12, 2007

Rubberband Banks

Rolled up or folded bills so fat they require a rubberband to secure them. Wallets and money clips are too small.

"Ain't never ever gotta go in your wallet / long as I got rubberband banks in my pocket"
-She never has to pay, he's got the cash to take care of everything.

by liveithappy July 21, 2010

rubber fucking

It is when you have a rubber dildo and you ram it up your booty hole for your pleasurable needs.

Marcy: "I'm gonna rubber fuck a chicken."

Todd: "Bruh I was rubber fucking that girl all night bro."

Felecia: "Guuurrrrrrlllllll that guy todd rubber fucked me all night."

Paul: "I like to rubber fuck myself every night."

by FUCK ME IN THE ASS OML April 10, 2017

Decoy Rubber Ducky

The ultimate of the decoy’s. Not quite immoral in looks, however possibly in age, but this factor is eliminated by their looks. A female between the grades of 8-10. Prime age is 13 or 14.

“Emma is Decoy Rubber Ducky, she has the ultimate package, and she is only 13!”

by Duck Hunter Society of Ayr October 27, 2007

F'd in the A with a big rubber D

Directly meaning Fucked in the Ass with a big rubber Dildo. Somewhat of a crude "owned" term but euphemised

Dude 1: Man, because of my broken car I missed my final, now getting held back a year!
Dude 2: Oh man, you got F'd in the A with a big rubber D

by moparornocar March 11, 2009

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007