sassosaurus rex

an overtly sassy dinosaur with thunderthighs. Known to create drama amongst the other happy little herbavours. Unlike most dinosaurs of its era, the sassosaurus feeds off the angst and misery of its prey, as it shoots dagger glares and bitchy remarks at the weakest unsuspecting of the already emotionally unstable teenage dino population. Well known by paleontologists as the bitchiest of all dinosaurs. Modern female is said to have evolved from the sassosaurus.

look at those thunderthighs! she must be a sassosaurus rex!

by victim of the sassosaurus rex May 19, 2010

Remasaurus Rex

the term used when a person with the name "Remy" is thought of as a dinosaur, usually when the face of the Remy is cut out and pasted on the head of a picture of a dinosaur.

Person 1# Who is this person and why is their picture glued to this picture of a dinosaur?

Person 2# It's Remasaurus Rex!

by awureek July 2, 2009

T-Rex

The act of destroying property while intoxicated.

Ashley T-Rexed the bathroom after she fell asleep on the toilet last night.

by PowderforPresident February 22, 2009

niggasaurus rex

someone who is deeply immersed in nig culture. this involves eating and drinking koolaid, watermelon and fried chicken everyday all the time and wearing clothes that are a minimun 4 sizes too big.

Panos: " Why is your shirt so big?"
Sandro:" Cause im a niggasaurus rex!"

by Tron Carter Westen March 25, 2009

cuntosaurus rex

Cranky, nasty tempered bitch, usually of advanced years.

Watch out for the HR rep, she's a real cuntosaurus Rex

by Dogg-kingg August 21, 2008

Prontosaurus Rex

Fastest dinosaur ever. Also an additional way of conveying a sense of urgency, rather than simply saying pronto.

Dude get over here, prontosaurus rex.

by fighting salmon May 4, 2010

Noobasauras Rex

To be a mega noob. To achieve this, you must be incredibly horrible at a game. These creatures tend to talk back in noob-like language unknown to normal humans

Samm3h:Wow i got a triple kill, woot
ZomgitzJacob(noob):OMFG I PWN4D U N00BZOR ROR ROR ROR, I R TEH L337 PWNAGE!
Game Voice talking to noob:Double kill!
Noob:ZOMG I R TEH PWNZOR 4 LYFE WOOTZO4! DOUBLE BEATS TRIPLE KILL ANY FKN DAY!
Samm3h: Noobasauras Rex!
*noob leaves game*

by Samm3h January 8, 2008