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Isolation Detention

A type of school detention that is much worse than regular detention. I have gotten this before, so let me explain what it's like. This only exists in certain schools btw.

Isolation Detention is basically like being locked in a small room with nothing but a chair or desk. The walls are completely white, but the floor would usually be tiled or carpet. You'd basically be locked in there until the principal says you can leave. It's dead silent, and you only hear the school board talking outside (depends on where the room is located) and yourself breathing. The room feels like solitary confinement, and the only way you could get this punishment is committing theft on school property or something similar.
I got isolation detention for stealing 3 computers and a girl's phone. You don't want to end up like me.
by Communism Is Life December 2, 2024
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Dulles Detention Zone

Dulles Detention Zone (noun):

A soulless, fluorescent-lit purgatory where hope goes to die, tucked in the ass-end of an airport, reserved for the poor bastards flying commuter jets. A liminal space of broken spirits, where passengers—having paid top dollar—are herded like livestock into overcrowded, makeshift waiting pens with no amenities, no dignity, and no god. Delays stretch into eternity, announcements are cryptic riddles, and the only certainty is that you are not leaving anytime soon. See also: air travel purgatory, despair terminal, capitalist cattle stall
I was flying United, and they could not find a crew for the community flight on the last leg of the trip so I ended up in the Dulles Detention Zone
by HeloPilot March 9, 2025
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Rectal Reception

My boyfriend's ex-wife taught me how to give him a rectal reception.
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Vapid Rejection

Hym "Vapid rejection. Regardless of the circumstances so you can steal my shit from me. And then trying to force me to accept that rejection and stay here and die. So no. Go fuck yourself. You pay now. You don't get to make all this money off of me and leave me out of it. And their doesn't need to be a state sanctioned program. They're doing it. No third rail. You do something about it or I'm doing something about it. And if you are both trying to stop me from doing this thing about it so it can continue to happen then it is, in fact, a program. You are participating in it."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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fiona the receptionist

a sexy stripper who works for a drug lord
fiona the receptionist told me that munkh is actually poor
fiona the receptionist is always busy for her master
by fiona the receptionist October 29, 2020
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In 1887 John Hawthorne filed suit against Sally Sue. In which case Judge Cena established Americas legal right to suplex.
Hey, if they reject you again, you can enact The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887.
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In 1887 John Hawthorne filed suit against Sally Sue. In which case Judge Cena established America's legal right to suplex.
Hey, if they reject you again, you can enact The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887.
by JudgeCena November 18, 2022
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