The Real Mami Chula

The sexiest woman you know. Usually of Venezuelan descent. She is super gorgeous, thick (in a good way, of course), a great cook, and is phenomenal in bed. Her coochie tastes

just like cookies and cream, mixed with cinnamon, brown sugar and stevia. It's so sweet, it'll turn you diabetic!

Also she a very sweet lady with a pretty smile, who has every man in her gym staring at her and has them panting like dogs.

Ut oh! The Real Mami Chula just arrived at the party. Girls, time to handcuff your men. Don't let your man make direct eye contact with her, or else u will lose him, especially if he sees her world famous tan lines.

by The Real Papi Chulo January 11, 2012

on the real

seriously

On the real, we will go tomorrow.

by kelley k November 5, 2003

Shit is real

another way to say times is getting tough or shit is getting harder.

joe: yo nigga i jus layed of work
tom: damn , shit is real nigga...

by somenigga1491 May 14, 2010

on some real shit...

A phrase usually used to signify a very serious comment.

Lets say that you're standing in the hallway joking with your friends when u realize ur late for class u would say something like: Yall niggaz be trippin, but on some real shit... I gotta go cause I'm about to be late.

by Jasmine Moore aka Peach June 11, 2006

this is real puma

1. When someone is joking and you want to remind them that it's serious business.
2. Something for real.

Mrs_Doubtfire: his face is purple
Cassy_007: thats not funny
sandy_pants: hes face is red
KEL29: this is real puma

by dirt nap January 8, 2008

Real woman

A real woman is a woman of virtue. She allows the man to have his authoritarian role, but also doesn’t allow anyone to walk over her and diminish her value and what she brings to the table. A real woman understands that there is a two player part in what a man and woman can build together, as a unit. I wrote this because when I first researched what a “real woman” is, I was hurt and felt disrespected because all that came up were references to a woman’s physical body. I find that extremely degrading because when I researched what a “real man” was there was absolutely nothing about his body. And everything about personal characteristics and all. And people wonder why women get upset and think men don’t actually value a woman as a person.

She’s a real woman. She’s everything.

by A real woman August 4, 2020

real rap

It signifies seriousness; means your dead serious about something or a situation.

Yo I'm gonna beat that nigga the fuck up yo, Real Rap!!!

by Boland February 15, 2007