randy rim-job

A randy rim-job is licking and sucking and sticking your tongue as far up a dude's asshole as you can until you make him have a rim-job-gasm and he blows his load.

I gave Matt a randy rim-job -- his ass tastes so fine!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

rard

a slightly more politically correct version of "retard" also, fewer syllables, and so easier to say whilst wasted.

"oh ma goddd tulleh, you iz such a rard"
"look i left the t out of tree. i am such a rard"

by candiclaus October 29, 2006

randy macho man savage

the act of buying a Slim Jim beef jerky stick, then shoving it up your partner's ass, and either her, or him, poop it out, and you eat it as it comes out, and when you finish you go, "OOOHHHHH YEEEEEEEAH"

Shara gave Michelle a randy macho man savage last night after they purchased some slim jim's at the local seven eleven.

by Eduardo De loa la espanlana osvoaldo locutus October 13, 2006

Rard

going 'real hard'

She was dancing rard last night.
Lets go get some food. rard.

by shelbkat October 20, 2010

Rarded

A TOS safe word synonymous with “retarded” commonly used by twitch streamers and middle schoolers alike so they don’t get in trouble with the higher ups in the authoritive ladder

Brian: Josh you’re being so rarded, shut the hecc up

Josh: ShUt ThE hEcC uP
Brain: Gosh dangit Josh

by Shrekhaswag96 July 23, 2018

randy

-to do something correctly in an easy manner
-to play something godly on guitar

Mark- How the hell do you play that song?
Dean- just randy it

by DeanHasALargePenis April 1, 2009

Rary

A misspelling of rart, which is short for retarded

My phone is being rary.

by 4x4parity November 13, 2019