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The Thomas Ralph

The act of having intercourse with your partner, while wearing nothing but a blue Velcro watch.
“I’m feeling frisky tonight, can we try The Thomas Ralph?”
by Bigbattyslayer_xx March 17, 2022
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Ralph Lauren

A company that is known for their quality and prestige. However, has recently been sending its stuff to outlets (which brings down the reputation). They also have a wide variety of stuff, from casual shirts, to button down vests, and dress shirts.
The man was wearing a Azul blue Ralph Lauren vest to the job interview.
by Happy facer boi March 20, 2022
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ralph in the dooker

Vomiting, Puking
I drank too many Monster and Tito’s. Now I have to Ralph in the Dooker.
by Andy2Dope February 11, 2022
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Ralph Fact

A fact that may or may not be useless, but a person named Ralph knows it and it's a very Ralphy fact.
Ralph:"Yo wuz good man did you know pee is stored in the ballzzz???"

Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"

Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"
by MC Shrivel Ball May 30, 2021
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Ralph

Ralph is a guy who will know all kinds of information about you before he even meets you. Wonder how?

Ralph is very dedicated to his wife/ex wife even though he dates around frequently.

No consequences ever seem to befall Ralph no matter how he treats others.
Ralph likes big tall ugly girls with boyfriends. He gets all his info from them.
by Narchunter1 September 9, 2024
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Ralph Macchio

Easy caramel chocolate.. I wouldn’t want you to melt. Italian cutie. My man. OG FINE SHYT. Five-star meal. SO FINE. Him in Karate Kid. Him in all the movies. Like come to mama. Such a cutie patootie. I fell in love with him since I’m little.
Ralph Macchio the man you are. He’s such a cutie.
by ralphmacchioswife June 16, 2025
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Pulling A Ralph

When one jizzes on one's own face after masturbation.
Guy 1, after pulling a ralph: "I just pulled a ralph bro"
Guy 2, who doesn't know wtf that means: "Huh??"
by Perchillywiggle July 7, 2025
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