verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).
to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).
to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co
Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"
Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"
(Works for both definitions)
Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"
(Works for both definitions)
by read_a_book July 23, 2023
Get the Reedmug. by Mailliman June 19, 2022
Get the Reedmug. A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which sends out powerful forked lightning at Zombies, dealing rather low damage but can target in multiple lanes like Threepeater does and deal multitarget damage.
"Spamming Lightning Reeds is the best way of disintegrating and decimating the Zombies very easily in some Worlds like Wild West & Pirate Seas."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
Get the Lightning Reedmug. everyone vapes and fucks in the bathroom like bro ur in 8th grade chill the fuck out
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dont go here 2/10
by userna.me_tak3n May 10, 2023
Get the walter reed middle schoolmug. 
Miki Reed is a beautiful loving man he will go out of his way to please you with his beautiful bright eyes and will go the extra mile just to make you smile
by Piglover420 November 22, 2017
Get the miki reedmug.