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Reed

Man Reed sure is a gay ass motherfucker
by theplok July 29, 2025
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Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co
Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)
by read_a_book July 23, 2023
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Reed

Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.
Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed!
Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!
by Mailliman June 19, 2022
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Lightning Reed

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which sends out powerful forked lightning at Zombies, dealing rather low damage but can target in multiple lanes like Threepeater does and deal multitarget damage.
"Spamming Lightning Reeds is the best way of disintegrating and decimating the Zombies very easily in some Worlds like Wild West & Pirate Seas."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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walter reed middle school

everyone vapes and fucks in the bathroom like bro ur in 8th grade chill the fuck out

dont go here 2/10
i hate walter reed middle school the teachers are mean and everything is beige
by userna.me_tak3n May 10, 2023
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reed

mental guy who likes bbb
Reed eats pussy
by cherryryryyrryrr March 30, 2022
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miki reed

Miki Reed is a beautiful loving man he will go out of his way to please you with his beautiful bright eyes and will go the extra mile just to make you smile
Miki Reed that guy he's sexy and nice
by Piglover420 November 22, 2017
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