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'quarters

short for hindquarters. say it to other people in the know to draw their attention to a particularly fine, quality ass in the vicinity. one benefit is that you can discuss fine, quality ass even directly behind said posessor of fine, quality ass without her ever being the wiser.
dude: i think that donkey kong is the greatest game ever created.
guy: i disagree, i....woah, 'quarters, kid 11:00.
dude: yep, that sure is a fine, quality ass.
by jimboween May 22, 2008
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Quarter eyed

Adj.

Origin: U.S
When one's pupils and/or eyes are extremely, and obviously large from involvement with one of LSD, Psilocybin, Molly, DMT or all of said substances at once.
"You shouldn't have done doses, mushrooms, Molly, and DMT at once, you have to drive and your straight quarter eyed!"

"Uh, I must answer you with my head hole, but eh, cannot oh my brother, will go....merge with couch, and then shiva and um universey.....trippin so....my face just fell off.
by Hippy dippy October 6, 2012
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Conversation Quarterback

Someone who can easily run a conversation, like a quarterback runs an offense. Will make you either easy to talk to, or just make people want to punch you in the face.
Example #1:

Jen: I don't think I can go out with Steve, I'm too shy to talk.

Beth: Don't worry, he's such a conversation quarterback, he'll make it easy for you.


Example #2:

Dude: Man, fuck Brent! He's such a conversation quarterback that he won't let you get a word!
by 888kingofkings888 March 9, 2009
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Quarter Pounder

White guy: Hey, Alfanso, I got a quarter pounder.
Black guy: Nah, you aint got no quarter pounder.
White guy: Nah, i got a quarter pounder.
Black guy: I got your quarter pounder right here, man *pulls out penis*
White guy: Good lord!
by Gerald Armstrong 1 August 19, 2009
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Quarter Back Sneak

To have sex with your chick then walk away about 2 minutes in. Three hours later tackle her to the ground and carry on with the sexy times.
Mary: Where did you get them bruises from Sandra?
Sandra: Shaun gave me the quarter back sneak last night,
the little bastard.
Mary: The fucker! Adam did that the other day to me, got me whilst I was ironing and burnt me ricker on the iron!
by sean voyle November 8, 2007
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Laundry Quarters

When a friend accepts oral compensation for doing your laundry. One orgasm per load.
Chris gave six laundry quarters to Helen for the six loads of very dirty laundry she cleaned.

TRANSLATION:

Chris performed cunninglingus six times on Helen for the six loads of dirty laundry she cleaned.
by Jerkis March 28, 2009
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office quarterback

That guy who always wants the smallest amount of change returned after lending it to someone.
Our co-worker always wants the smallest change returned - he is such an office quarterback.

Office co-worker: "Hey man, I want my quarter back!"
by NitzoDiTotzo July 25, 2016
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