qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

A phenomena that happens to a computer's keyboard when a human being is bored to death...

Bored to death in a cube a human decides to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (all the keyboard buttons in an orderly way) to a search engine to see what comes up. Then finds definitions for it and then adds a new one...

by Kaiser291 May 15, 2006

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When you become more bored than should be possible, and start to get creative, you will type this.
This can be written by performing the famous qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm procedure, which is each row left to right, starting with the top row, then the middle row, than the bottom row. Then, you do it again, except your finger is slid right to left. It is still top row to bottom row. This will spell poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz. Then, do the top to bottom column procedure, spelling qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. It starts with qaz, then wsx, then edc, et cetera. When you are done with that, Congratulations! You have officially wasted 2 minutes of your life!

Jimmy was procrastinating on a very important essay that counted for half of his total grade, when he decided that he would do something else. He kept sliding his finger on his keyboard in creative ways, and the he came across qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. He then fell asleep immediately, and he failed. That's just sad.

by WordMachine* March 7, 2016

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You are officially beyond the final stage of boredom. You would rather be dead than doing what you are doing right now. You would rather be watching Miley Cyrus at the VMA's. You would rather be listening to Justin Beiber's Baby mixed with Rebecca Black's Friday on repeat. You would rather speak the language of Nicki Minaj. You have most likely been stuck in a testing chamber for months and that's why you took the time to type this, once you have looked this up you are officially insane

Guy 1: Look at poor Jim, ever since his Goldfish died he's never been the same

Jim: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Guy 2: Damn

by Mephils March 21, 2014

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When a Human being has nothing better to type, they will slide their fingers along the keyboard; back and forth; into a search engine to see what comes up. They will then close the window and go play some random game.

Person: Man, I'm so bored. {Types qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq}
Person: {Looks at images} Hmph. {Closes window} {Plays Impossible Quiz}

by Bob the Destroyer of Galaxies. December 23, 2013

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The ULTIMATE stage of boredom. You grew tired of just typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, so you just decided to add them all together. You sad, sad child.

Guy 1: I decided to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into urban dictionary!

Guy 2: -Calls asylum-

by Samantha Quick October 31, 2010

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you are beyond bored qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is when you are so bored in history class and you would rather die you are so bored.

I so bored right no so I will say I would rather die or qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by the shady definer May 18, 2017

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What people do when they are supposed to be typing an important essay for a big part of their grade.

Because Johnny was typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm instead of his essay, he is going to be screwed.

by the failure... May 29, 2009