Porcelain Princess

One who's emotional state is so fragile that the slightest thing can shatter your whole world.

AKA a total fucking pussy.

I can't believe Sheffield is in the bathroom crying like a bitch... What a porcelain princess.

by MayorOfTittyCiti April 27, 2015

paint the porcelain

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.

hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.

by frank valente August 5, 2006

Percel

verb; to be a compulsive liar. Especially when talking about women, drugs, drinking, and having friends. Essentially lying about every aspect of your life.

Rick totally perceled when he told us about his girlfriend who grew weed and got hit by a drunk driver and died.

by fergie565 December 30, 2010

pass the parcel

When one person excretes in to another persons anus.

Tim an Kevin were playing pass the parcel, things were getting messy.

by Obsydyan January 27, 2010

Porcelayne

The only female MC in the rap group Thunder Squad, also the sexiest, was MV-MC of the Thunder Squad VS Ultra Team Rap-off of 2007.

In reference to a perfect 10.

Porcelayne, you crazy as fuck, this is Thunder Squad, ho, and all other shit sucks. Everyone wants one.

She's a real Porcelayne.

by Valaynetine January 11, 2007

porcelain gypsy

a bad case of gonorrhea

wow, that bitch got a visit from the porcelain gypsy

by Robert Gardner April 5, 2008

Purnell

overly sensitive

Why you so Purnell, Purnell?? HUH!? Suck a dick!

Girl, I'm Purnell. I care about stuff.

by NAH YO NAH! March 17, 2003