Puppy monkey baby

A puppy. A monkey. A baby. Made famous during Super Bowl 50.

"Hey, is that a puppy? Or a monkey? Or a baby?"

"I think it's a puppy monkey baby"

by August T September 22, 2016

Puppy

A baby dog

I just got a new puppy, do you want to see it?

by Jennagilmore1234_the realest June 8, 2018

Sugar Puppy

When an older woman or man is kept by a wealthy younger man.

That young guy with the old guy must be a hooker. Nope, that sugar puppy is the one paying.

by csd1221 October 18, 2012

Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver

The act of forcing your girlfriend to shit on the rug. Then proceeding to rub her nose in the feces while having sex with her doggy style all while spanking her with a rolled up newspaper and shouting what a bad dog she's been

Last night I was so fed up with Suzies constant bickering that I forced her into a Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver just to shut her up. Funniest thing is that she loved it!

by Johnny tight shirts October 9, 2014

puppy love

To love a puppy. Also known as bestiality. Illegal.

Person 1: Heyyyyy Fido
Dog: Woof woof
*it's time for puppy love*
Dog: WOOOF WOOOF

by ShdSlyr21 October 21, 2010

saginaw slush puppy

A Saginaw slushpuppy is when you take an empty slurpee glass at 7-11 and shit in it. Once its full of your bowelrific deposit, you fill the rest of the cup with your favorite flavored slurpee and hand it to an unsuspecting douchebag. Usually, they end up drinking half of it before they realize the surprise

little Billy didn't realize until it was too late, that he was the victim of a cherry flavored saginaw slush puppy

by Dangerous Dirk February 5, 2008

Craven choke puppy

This is a famous line that depicts someone who wants everything but, when they get it, they can’t handle it.

She be craven choke puppy for that man juice, but it turned out to be mandingo.

by the greenskeeper July 7, 2004