Semen Pump

A girl that sucks your dick and your wallet dry.

Rachel is a semen pump. My balls are drained and so is my bank account.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Pump Vein

Sex or male masturbation.

Pump Vein

I skipped class today and stayed in my room and watched porn and pumped vein.

I picked up that slut at the club last night. Went to her house and had to pump vein.

I was watching the milf next door wash her car. Made me drop my pants and pump vein.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Lil’ Pump

Proof that it is possible for humans to devolve.

“Hey, did you hear about Lil’ Pump’s new song? It’s totally epi-“

“Ew, no, he literally has no talent.”

by Krasnaya September 28, 2018

Juice pump

It’s when you stick two fingers in the pussy and pump it till the juice comes out

Come here baby I’m gonna give you the juice pump

by Big Trev’s fucked phrases February 23, 2019

gash pump

To temporarily inflate vaginal lips using a suction action sex toy made for the purpose.

Sex was great last night, susie well gash pumped her minge

by Jukeboxjohnnie January 28, 2015

thump and pump

When you have a quickie in the back seat while filling up with gas

"Dude, my date last night paid for gas and we did a thump and pump."

by Unicorn Snuggie October 18, 2013

the perfect pump

When you're pumping gas and stop at the desired amount with out any extra squeezes.

When you're pumping gas at full speed and you only have a 20 spot (or any amount you can afford) and you release the handle at the exact amount without any extra squeezes.

You have just achieved The Perfect Pump.

by CBU (See-boo)/ Chili August 26, 2008