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Prostitute

One who has sex/intercourse for money.
My mother used to be a prostitute.
by TheWeirdoBehindYou July 17, 2018
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Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
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Prostitute rules

"Hey Tarquin, can I borrow you wetsuit", "of course Kevin, prostitute rules though" kevin later returned the wetsuit with a leg missing after a shark attack however, prostitute rules were agreed upon and he had to pay Tarquin for a new wetsuit and was evicted shortly after due to lack of funds to pay rent.
by Robadong October 19, 2017
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I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I
I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I
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Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
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Prostitute Patty

A lady’s who walks around naked and steals all your shit with a shopping cart
Oh, shit! There’s prostitute Patty she’s got her shopping cart and shovel get inside kids!
by Etm18 July 16, 2020
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Burger Prostitute

When you pay a prostitute with food instead of cash. Specifically a cheap hamburger or cheeseburger.
I paid for my prostitute last night with a happy meal instead of cash. Thats because she is a burger prostitute.
by DJRBW August 5, 2020
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