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Printed

The process of showing how high you are, typically for someone that’s retarded af
“Yo we printed out here cuh, come join the circle fam and stop cappin
by Jsup11 February 28, 2020
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printer

we used to know what the printer was but the definition of it was deleted by the one and only Fares Elahlam
i have no idea wtf youre talking about. printer
by MindLockAERO January 28, 2022
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primitive pp humour

It’s when people will say a word like dick, cock and pussy, then people will bust out laughing. Those people that have no sense of good humour.
Cock and balls

“Ha ha so funny dude”

“Yeah i know man i’m so funny”

“No man i just tricked you

“What?”

“I just tricked you into thinking that you were funny but in reality you got that primitive pp humour”
by Shidman23 May 2, 2022
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Printing Press

This sex act requires that you abduct three little girls and strip them naked in your basement. You must then break their knees with a sledgehammer, toss the girls aside, create a mixture of laxatives and your bodily fluids (especially cum and vomit), and let it blend for ten minutes. During these ten minutes, you are to stand a few meters from your desired girl, charge towards her, ram your cock (you can use a spiked dildo, albeit not necessary) up her ass (cunts and mouths are acceptable), and repeat for each girl until the blending finishes. Feed one of the girls your concoction and, with a staple gun, connect the girls' mouths to each other's asses so that they form an endless human centipede. After some time, collect some of their shit and use it to spell out a phrase of your choice. Smear the shit on their faces afterwards and beat off on their backs and faces.
Vomit on a printing press for bonus points.
by Yopmail User August 27, 2023
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Ring print

The unique texture of your arse hole....like a finger print but a ring print.
Jill from work photocopied her arse on the photocopying machine. I knew it was her because she left her ring print on the glass
by Sirweighalot March 18, 2009
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beef print

The area defining an African mans genitals. When the beef print is visible you can clearly see ones penis surcumfrence. Loved by all ethnicities of women world wide, the beef print is most famous when found in grey sweats.
La-dash-a ; Holy Toledo Shabriqua !! Take a look at Austins beef print !

Shabriqua; Wow that's one hell of a man sausage. I'm wet
by MrLSD August 10, 2017
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Toilet Printing Press

When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.
My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon
by meme man 696969 November 8, 2018
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