Pre-Munchies

Spontaneously buying food before you smoke weed out of preparation that you will be hungry after.

Robby: "Hey bro I'm head out and grab myself a snickers at Kum and Go before we light it up"
Sean: "Man he's got the pre-munchies"

by SomeHowdyDoodyLookingMuthaFuck July 15, 2009

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pre-cum

Pre-cum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled precum.

When my brother looks at porno he gets hard and starts leaking so much pre-cum he makes a big wet spot in his pants.

by the other theo June 28, 2004

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Pre-Predict

To determine an outcome or situation BEFORE it was thought of by someone else or put into motion...

Therefore “pre-predicting” the thought of an end result of a plan that did not begin.

-Carissa D. Worsham

“I pre-predicted that car would cut across traffic.”

by Meddlingheart July 7, 2019

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Pre-esta

Slang for sleeping in, most likely sleeping late.

"I took a pre-esta this morning, and so I was late for work."

by Fred 5's Mom March 23, 2009

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Pre-Gauge

1. A prank that tests one's friendship to the absolute limit without actually destroying said friendship. In reality, it strengthens it. Occurs before a post-gauge.

"I was going to kill my friend after he told my mom that I was on acid, but now that I think about it, that was a really good pre-gauge."

by OUtlET December 27, 2005

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Pre-Columbian

Before coffee

Said in response to running over the trashcan while backing out of the driveway in the morning; "Dude, that's a fine example of pre-Columbian driving."

by Sf_alphamale February 26, 2015

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