Potterism

A ideology for hard-core Harry Potter fans. Not related at all to the book Potterism. They breathe, live, eat, sleep, and drink the books and movies. They are the fandom community. Write fanfiction and pore over conspiracy theories for just about anything as long as it's related to the canon series (and more, most times.) They follow J.K. Rowling on every single social media website. Binge watch bloopers, theories, and ALOT more. Go crazy for anything Hogwarts-related.

Person #1: OMFG! Did you hear? The Last Jedi is coming out this weekend! *waves hands and jumps excitedly *
Potterist: *shrugs* Meh.
Person #1: BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT BE EXCITED AS HELL?!?!
Potterist: I'm watching The Order of The Phoenix this weekend. *grins*
Person #1: Of course you wouldn't be excited with anything else. You live a Potterism life. Fine. ._.
Potterist: :D
Person #1: ;-;

by Tiny Purple Sheep November 27, 2017

chocolate poptart

When your newborn child unexpectedly pops out black... and you're white.

Steve Nash filed for divorce when his wife had a chocolate poptart.

by lolo_master June 7, 2011

pre-pottermore depression

When you have not got your pottermore welcome e-mail yet, and feel like your heart was ripped out of your chest, and it will never come. In worst cases, you accept the fact that you are a squib.

Girl: Do you want to come out?
Boy: No. All i want in the universe is my pottermore welcome e-mail! Oh, face it, I have pre-pottermore depression!

by pprofessional nargle stunwitch August 23, 2011

beatrix potter

Beatrix Potter was an author and illustrator of children's books, active from the late 19th century to the early 20th century.
Beatrix grew up alongside her younger brother, Bartram, in a countryside mansion. Her well-to-do parents were very fond of the children, and more or less spoiled them with elaborate holidays to other rural areas in England, and little guinea pigs and rabbits as pets. Beatrix was a quiet yet brilliant girl, and had a very hard time getting her books published, mostly because many publishers were affronted to meet such a straightforward young lady. Frederick Warne, however, was new to the business, and welcomed her. The books were a hit, and the two married. Frederick, however, died a few years later unexpectedly. Beatrix was heartbroken. She married again, and it just wasn't the same, and the other man died quite soon after. She then retired to a beautiful manor near her childhood home, where she managed a farm, writing and painting throughout the rest of her days. Many consider her to be very influential in the world of children's literature.

Beatrix Potter is a grand author! Her work with Peter Rabbit is capital.

by KilljoyRainbow July 6, 2014

danish poptart

You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.

Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart

by lordpoptart February 2, 2016

Shane Potter

This t h i c c kid that goes to my school also Harry Potters brother graduate of Hogwarts.

Hey did you hear about Shane Potter touching Jayson?

by Themfguy23 July 14, 2018

Harry Potter

Harry Potter is the best book series you can ever read. Some people say the movies ruin it but I think the movies make it a lot better but I suggest you read the books first it makes more sense if you do. Others think it’s just meant for kids. Those people are FUCKING IDIOTS. I admit the first couple of books might seem just fun and light hearted but rust me the amount of foreshadowing in it is unreal. Harry Potter is a book series you should definitely read. I envy you because you still have the joy of reading the series.

Bitch ass hoe: yo Harry Potter sucks and is for kids
God of all humanity: you’re a fucking idiot go die Harry Potter is the bes

by Ur mommy69 January 1, 2019