possum

Veracious nocturnal pest thats gets powned by lead pellets in the head.

" ohh man that possum got owned, lets go check it out"

by butch March 29, 2005

fat possum pussy

Pussy so open you say hi to your kids before the even pop out.

Damn baby you got a fat possum pussy! Is were all the marsupials go.

by shdh July 11, 2016

possuming

A random act similar to planking and/or owling. Possuming is the act of laying with your knees bent at your sides and your head in your hands on random objects or in random places.

Dude, I wanna go possuming tonight. You down?
I'm so down.

by possumjunky July 27, 2011

postman pat

when a guy puts his penis through a expanded ear, like a 30mm.

dude: "hey, wannuh postman pat?"

chick: "sure thing, wheres your magic parcel ;)"

by meg. April 18, 2008

Awesome Possum Peanut Sauce

An expression used to show excitement, or extreme happiness.

Wow Molly, those cupcakes that we just made that would not come out of the muffin tins were Awesome Possum Peanut Sauce!

by trenton;) August 5, 2010

pickled possum

an early twenties brown man from multiple backgrounds, who would get so horrifically drunk on wednesday nights that he would take advantage of vulnerable and insecure girls. but is now a changed man and enjoys a quiet drink or two with the lads, and cops shit for it.

you see that man over there, he used to be somebody, son. now hes just a pathetic degenerate pickled possum.

by dafilterfish October 11, 2011

postmodern

Postmodern is a term that therefore refers to violations of whatever laws or theories or traditions or established thoughts even before they were created. Postmodern is whatever you want the truths to be. They will always be true to you anyways. So what? Who cares! This is deviance.

Postmodern mind-buggler: You are a stranger. Are you a part of the society of not?

by mhattsh September 7, 2007