When the crazy you are seeing/dating/fucking stalks you to point that he/she is standing on your back porch "to talk".
Man, I had back porch crazy at my place, wanting to talk about our future. I was freakin' out and hid the bunny.
by TheTruthandWisdom January 21, 2017
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