juicy poos

The consistency of the fecal content one excretes during submitting themselves to a juice cleanse. Aka: very expensive poos.

Her: "Girl, I've been drinking vegetables for days."
She: "Oh girl, you better have Mr. Clean on standby after your days of juicy poos."

by Dive Master February 8, 2017

Packet-poos

It's the phenomenon that occurs to certain individuals after purchasing drugs. They immediately get the urge to run for the bathroom before consuming their drugs. This phenomenon does not occur to everyone, as only specific people will feel this urge.

Charlie: Let's smoke a joint, dude.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.

by mraladeen98 June 7, 2017

Goopus Poopus

An idiotic creature usually in the form of a small canine. One who is always outside but shits indoors. Constantly getting on your nerves even when they are sleeping. Usually always the scapegoat in every situation. Few reach into adulthood due to such annoying nature.

Latin Name- Goopalus Retardelayo

"Shut the heck up Goopus poopus! No one is talking to you"
"What else can be expected of a Goopus"

"Get the F*** outta here Goopus!"

"Goopalus Retardelous.. "

by LordGoopus September 16, 2019

PeePoo PooButt

PeePoo PooButt

Youre a PeePoo PooButt for doing something bad

by PooPooPeeButtLol September 21, 2021

pointy poos

When your poo is pointy

Oh shit dude I had the pointy poos last night.

by How gay art thow November 26, 2021

Two Poos

When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.

“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”

by BKnightbridge June 4, 2022

Peequa Pooqua

Seperate names for Uniqua. Also captions on 2 of the Uniqua transparents.

Peequa Pooqua Peequa Pooqua Peequa Pooqua

by Acylos The Silver Predator December 26, 2022