Cyber Police

Cyber Police is something made up by a Dad because they didnt teach there daughter how to use the internet. Whis is actually called the prosecutor's office.

1.A bunch of trolls are going to get there ass beat by the Cyber Police with there Cyber batons and Cyber tazers.

2.Troll:"Run! its the Cyber Police!"
Troll 2:"My computer is too slow!"
Troll 2:"Ah! They hit me with ther Cyber tazers!"

by Mr Goli July 17, 2010

london police

The most paranoid mutherfuckers in the world. You can't be a teenager at 6 pm and walk five steps before they're on you asking where you "got your drugs". They shine a flashlight in your face and threaten to take you in because you're looking "spaced out".

The London Police are ridiculous. I was walking down my road at 8 o'clock and they stopped me, saying I looked like I was on heroin! (true story)

by Angelacia May 15, 2007

moshi moshi police desuka

"Moshi moshi police desuka" means "Hello this is the police" in Japanese.

"Moshi moshi police desuka?"

"I'M NOT WATCHING HENTAI!"

by Elytr July 30, 2020

policing

The act of telling people what they can and can't do, according to your own personal viewpoint. This mainly extends to interests, hobbies, things they enjoy. Used most often by social justice bloggers on the website Tumblr, often turning to mass hate on people whose interests do not fall within the strict guidelines of what these bloggers deem acceptable for the masses. There are blogs set up literally so people can anonymously say they enjoy these things without being attacked. I'm pretty sure totalitarian governments do exactly the same thing.

"You can't watch (insert any tv show here) because the main character is a white male and the show makes offensive jokes. You are the scum of the earth if you enjoy it."

"If you like (insert anything here) then unfollow me immediately, because you do not understand social justice and I will not be associated with you!"

"I really enjoy Family Guy, I think it makes good social comment and it makes me laugh-" "Get off Tumblr! You don't belong here, you piece of shit. Go kill yourself you sexist racist homophobic transphobic privileged fuck!"

"I'm not putting any of my interests on tumblr, there is always something "problematic" with them." "Policing social justice bloggers?" "Yeah."

by bananasplits November 26, 2013

Coochie Police

Supreme Court of the United States

Women don't want their reproductive justice rights controlled by the Coochie Police!

by talk2me-JCH2 May 16, 2022

water police

a person who is overly controlling and takes small matters into their own hands

Lola was late to work by 30 seconds, luckily, KC didn't see or she would have been in big trouble; KC is such a Water Police.

by anon knee muss May 21, 2008

Police Chase

Occurs when motorists are afraid to pass a police car while driving on a highway due to a fear of being caught for speeding. Similar to a parade maker, the result is a traffic jam.

Joe: Why is traffic moving soooo slowly?
Bob: Can't you see? We're in the middle of a police chase.

by wordlife18 April 11, 2009