Oh my mother's potatoes

An exclamation of aw, disdain, or surprise.

Oh my mother's potatoes! What atrocity has become a meme today?!

by jborg_arts March 1, 2020

Mashes my potatoes

Used to show appreciation, or strong like for something. Akin to floats your boat and tickles your fancy.

A positive expression, should not be confused with the likes of ‘grinds my gears’ which shows annoyance or irritation in something.

I’m a sucker for alliteration! Really mashes my potatoes you know?

Pames: I love Wes Anderson films!

Lartha: Ah they’re not for me, but whatever mashes your potatoes!

by Gasmark6Abbaxox October 17, 2020

ALWAYS EAT POTATOES

a girl says that when they have a friend that has a name named Potato Lord that says "never eat potatoes"

"ALWAYS EAT POTATOES" said Lilly

by FNAF_FAN_AFTON FAMILY May 1, 2021

Drain their potatoes

Drain your potatoes, drain our potatoes, drain his potatoes, drain my potatoes -- urinate

We need to stop soon so the boys can get out and drain their potatoes.

by Kickasso December 23, 2021

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.

Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes

by Assamo January 22, 2022

Steak and Potatoes

The act of an individual defecating on a man’s ball sack and then licking it off in entirety.

Do you want steak and potatoes tonight?

I hope your hungry because your having steak and potatoes tonight.

by Foznovski June 11, 2022