pooser

a very sexy and adorable dog that has white fur and looks cute when he sleeps.

i want to have sexual intercourse with pooser.

by gayboi123 July 15, 2010

poosh

Verb. The portmanteau of the words "poop" and "push" being put together. To poosh is the act of squeezing to defecate resulting in feces in voiding feces from the bowels.

Erin tried very hard to poosh, but nothing came out.

by Roy Roy September 5, 2008

poosh

When an individual enters a situation and takes things too far, past the point of tolerance.

Man did you see how Ernest kept going on about how he has a circumsized penis?
That's such a poosh bro.

by Jack Hawk December 5, 2010

the poofster

A tiny-eyed creature with a considerable poof (whether shampooed or dirty) who kisses like a sparrow, drinks champagne out of a china bowl, does the jokerman headshake dance, thinks love should not be reduced to consistency between word and deed, and who snaps a magnum condom into thirds whenever he uses one...which is hardly ever.

Shit! I don't have a china bowl for the champagne- hopefully the poofster won't mind drinking it from this stemless martini glass.

I made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; I should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.

by peppermint soap October 23, 2006

poose

a word meaning 'stupid, idiotic, "gay", unfair, etc etc...' often used to describe a situation rather than a person. sometimes can be used instead of saying "what balls!" as "what poose!"

person: "hey, can you come over today?"
friend: "no, my mom won't let me. she says i have to clean my room"
person: "what? ugh. thats mad POOSE."

person: "so yesterday i got in school detention for coughing."
friend: "what POOSE!"

by codename_lily May 26, 2008

Pofo

A small, hyper emo, who has an obsession with small boys...

Omg look at that Pofo screaming in the kids playpark!

by Suzatron August 27, 2007

Poofsplosion

the act of Claudio Sanchez's unruly hair poofing up to five hundred times its size. Originally created by 'skibalovesyou' on Livejournal and used to describe the amount of poofing gone on in a Poof-Off.

"POOFSPLOSION!"
"Ahh! He's sucking Frankie into his fro!"

by AlleyCee July 27, 2005