poner

What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.

Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.

by HoboAC February 8, 2008

poker night

An excuse for teenagers to get pissed up.

Teenager 1: Agh god how are we going to drink this week end?!
Teenager 2: Calm down, we'll have a 'poker night'!
Teenager 1: Good idea.

by The Master E July 31, 2007

cara polera

the crunkest white chick in boca raton florida.

cara polera's name rhymes....shes crunk

by ca-pla March 9, 2005

Poker

the act of poking someone.

"Poker? i hardly know her!"

by thatguy8007 November 9, 2009

poler

A girl (14-28) who wears short skirts, small (if any) g-trings, low-cut tops and anything else to show off her assets (which often incluse a few guys who are just "tagging along").

Dude, Tracy is such a poler!

by Poon-master Phoenix September 2, 2003

Poner

An erection that is obtained throughout the course of watching an episode of My Little Pony

* fap fap fap
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok

by jrfredrick May 21, 2013

penis poker

A game played mostly in Norwich but also catching on in certain areas of France. Two faggots compete to see who can end up with the best array of cock merchandise....one change allowed. Winning hands might include a full louse, a hot flush etc. Also known as prick poker in some dialects.

James wasn't happy with Josh's dealing when they played penis poker.

by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003