Thunder Plow

When a guy/girl bends over like a monkey/gorilla at the end of a diving board, wearing a flash outfit with a hole in the bung. Then a man at the bottom of the diving board runs up and sticks his penis into the guy/girls bunghole, rolling into the water making a huge splash while doing it.

"Hey Jim, why weren't you at the party last night?"
"Because I was doing the thunder plow with some hot prostitute."

by dwas December 16, 2008

plowing new ground

1. To actually be farming land; digging into new dirt

2. Exploring new ideas; digging into new dirt

3. Fucking a girl for the first time; digging into new dirt

origin: Utah, circa 1869

originator: Joseph Smith; planting seeds, while creating a new religion, while sowing his seed with his 4 wives

1. "we're plowing new ground today, we've run out of space in the garden"

2. "with the new PenisPLUS Erection Extender, you will please her more than you could imagin!"

3. "i'm plowing new ground with jenny tonight. i might use that new Penis thing.."

by jesse March 29, 2004

Crowd Plow

When you use another human being as a guide to get through thick crowds of people. The "crowd plow" does the unsought after job of parting the crowd in order for the people following close behind to make their way through with relative ease.

By keeping borderline homosexual behind my friend Gregory I was able to plow my way successfully through the dance area. Gregory as a Crowd Plow worker well good :)

by danthamanZ October 3, 2011

Plowing

When you ram fertilizer up your partners chosen orifice, screaming the best tractor impression you can.

Wow, last night David was plowing me so hard I'm going to smell like a horses asshole for weeks.

by Da Real Bulwark May 10, 2018

Crowd the Plow

In Michigan, "Don't Crowd the Plow" is a saying used by the MDOT as a means of achieving safer road conditions during the winter. Little did they know that Crowding the plow is really when a hooker or a one night stand refuses permission for anal entry by clinching the buttcheeks so tight that steel could be bent with the force.

That hooker last night was trying to crowd the plow, So I dished her a rainbow sherbert.

by Kave737 January 8, 2009

Plows

A word that can replace any other word in a sentance, as long as it sounds good.

Jeff: "Hey, John. How plows you today?"
John: "I plows good."

by El Jef'e May 20, 2010

plowboy

Plowboy, n.

(1) A legislative aide in the New Jersey State House.

(2) A Jew of Cuban heritage.

(3) A boy who plows.

(4) A Tetris piece.

"I was slashing through underbrush in the Sierra Madres, when I came across a lowly plowboy analyzing BRT viability."

by Phyllis Gottlieb December 7, 2005