guy: hey wanna do it?
girl: no i don't want you to take my pineapple bush! i'm saving it for someone else ;)
guy: hoe...
girl: no i don't want you to take my pineapple bush! i'm saving it for someone else ;)
guy: hoe...
by iTz Casper August 10, 2011
by *VIBES* May 15, 2023
The appearance of a man's scrotum through the mesh lining of revealing workout shorts or bathing suit; the mesh lining, or basket, mimics the diagonal pattern of a pineapple and allows the hair to poke out through the holes in the mesh.
When Schneider hoisted his leg up on the weightlfting bench to stretch his hamstring, I totally saw his hairy pineapple. Ewwwghhhk!
by The Dirty Wordsmiths July 22, 2008
When a man wearing a pirate hat engages in anal sex with a woman and right as he cums he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman's head.
A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.
A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.
Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.
by Pineapples & Coconuts April 01, 2011
-Last night I ate this girl vagina. She tasted so good.
-I bet she's eating loads of diced pineapples.
-I bet she's eating loads of diced pineapples.
by mastertgd August 30, 2012
Inserting a pineaple into one's anus and leaving it there until fecal pressure builds to the point of releasing a shit geyser
"Shove it up my ass," Ethan said, so we gave him a pineapple. three days later, there was a Pineapple Geyser of epic proportions
by Duckens April 08, 2010
One of the dankest weed strands known to clinics. It will give you one of the best high's you will ever have. Not related to pinapple express
by Jason Super Fly February 11, 2009