Peen

Slang for the penis in it's flaccid state. Nobody like's a limp dick, so Peen is also used to describe a real jerk, or a dick.

That was a peen move Kevin, did you have to puke in tub?

or:

We were swimming... it was cold... and I went from dick to peen in five seconds!

by boywonder769 January 20, 2009

Peen boy

One (typically who has hit puberty) who loves penis. They simp for dudes but are unsuccessful in their efforts.

Damn Connor Kendall just shot me down in fortnite, he is such a peen boy.

by Bill Buttlicker June 5, 2020

National Pee on Evan Day

May 26 if every year is national pee on Evan day your allowed to pee on any Evan you know especially the buff one!

Today’s national pee on Evan day let’s go piss on him

by Gabriel sojsjsjvsvshhs April 11, 2019

peench

To partake in the act of acting like a dick.

Me and Jordan were supposed to party, but she peenched out and slapped my mom

by Bigdaddyabe March 18, 2014

noble county peen suckin

when a man from noble county hangs from the rafters in their "milking barn" and has a female give him head until he blows it outta his PEEN.

man i was gettin a good ole noble county peen suckin and it felt soooo good my hand slipped off the rafters and i fell on top of her.

by nblecntybaby March 20, 2009

peen pirate

A pirate from the great lost islands of peen, that want there peenish treasures back and must go capture them from another persons anal area

Man those peen pirates took me by suprise when i bent down to pick up what appeared to be some peenish treasure.

by Peen Man June 30, 2004

peener

The appearence of having an erection caused by a full bladder. Can lead to awkward moments.

Man 1: Aw, dude! You're getting a boner from those elementary school children? What is wrong with you?!

Man 2: No No No! It's just a peener, I swear!

by wpk914 January 9, 2010