Pervy Pedro

You shave your pubes and keep the trimmings. Then, later that night, you jizz a mustache on a girl and sprinkle the cut pubes on her face

I heard Andy Maks gave his girl the old pervy pedro last night.

by Lews Therin October 19, 2019

Pedro

Diverting the interest of a desirable female away from a competing male, specifically after the competing male had put in a significant amount of time building a rapport with this female.

LVG had been speaking to this girl months, she finally agreed to go out for dinner and drinks with him last night. Mourinho ran into them at the bar and did a Pedro

by AAJunior October 1, 2015

El Pedro

He is not a man. He is a lifestyle. Professional botanist and a maffia boss. Never mess with a lifestyle.

You: Did you met El Pedro?

Me: No, you must be like him if you want to see him.

by Rebel 2 March 10, 2023

Pedro

Pedro is the internet's hot slutty daddy.

Hey have you seen Pedro? he's in a very daddy mood today.

by Pedro pascal's loverboy May 26, 2023

Pedro

Pedro is a litle guy who's always sleepy. He got a huge dick, but he doesn't like to admit it. His ability to screw up is incredible.

Girl 1 : " Look, it's Pedro. He's got a really huge dick."

Girl 2 : " Really? He once sold heroin to my granny and she died."

by BigDguy November 24, 2021

PEDRO

Another racial word for calling a mexican a wetback

See that? That stupid fucking illegal Pedro got a slap on the hand $100 bond for a DWI and got released from jail.. should've deported his sorry ass back to fucking Mexico where he belongs

by NorpockHater June 16, 2022

Chef Pedro

Chef Pedro will make you the best breakfasts you didn’t even know you wanted. He keeps it simple but is highly meticulous and every dish comes out immaculate. Definitely don’t pass up a Chef Pedro plate.

I can’t believe I got to eat a Chef Pedro dish!

by kitten_creature November 15, 2020