puro pedo 

pure talk, no action

they say they're gonna kick my ass, te crees? es puro pedo.

puro pedo by xicana05 June 17, 2006

no pedo 

A phrase stated after a questionable remark intended to clear the sayer of being a pedophile.

"Man, Stephanie from LazyTown is so hot. Her pink hair and innocence really intrigue me. No pedo."

no pedo by Hernando Potér January 5, 2006

Uncle pedo 

An uncle who touches male members of the family

Oh uncle pedo Dilip, please don't touch my anus while we're drunk

Uncle pedo by Get wrecker July 10, 2016

Poop-pedo 

A combination of the words poop and torpedo. Used to describe a poop that is projected from the anus so quickly and stealthly that it is in a torpedo-like fashion.

Tristan was impressed with the velocity with which his poop was expelled and exclaimed "Mom, a poop-pedo just shot out of my butt!"

Poop-pedo by Joy Stacey March 13, 2009

panocha pedo 

literally meaning vagina + fart in spanish
(a queef)

It smells like a panocha pedo in here!

What a panocha pedo

panocha pedo by wonderlustqueen February 28, 2012

no pedo 

used when asking whether a girl is hot, but don't you wanna sound like a pedophile if she's underage

Red:dude your sister is so hot
Blue:dude, she's only 16
Red: no pedo

no pedo by Logan-943 May 17, 2009

wolfman pedo 

1) to be unsuccessful in life. 2) a hairy creature inside of chatrooms that has alligator arms and mismatched/uneven legs.

dude, wolfman pedo got whored so bad today

wolfman pedo by ArandomPersonFromTheInternet January 3, 2011