Amish Palmer

Drinking Arnold Palmers while getting a hand job in a horse drawn carriage

I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.

by YEE F*ckin HAW October 20, 2023

william palmer

Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.

"Oh look, it's William Palmer!" "Stay away from that guy, he likes penis!"

by Steven Hong December 19, 2021

palmer

a guy on roblox who gets people glazing him 24/7

"Palmer is so good at this game! Wow, I wanna be his friend."

by heyguyssssssssssssssssss July 9, 2025

Poop Palmer

(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.

Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?

Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.

by bowlofoatmeal February 1, 2022

Palmer

Has a huge cock and fucks with all the beautiful lady’s, he gets all the girls and steals the ones that are already taken

Palmer is usually a handsome man unless birthed by an ugly woman

by Hotmomma69420 November 22, 2021

palmer high school

If you like rednecked mud riding, tis the place to be. they’ll call you trannys and thems beg you to kill yourself, then a week later beg you to suck there uncircumcised pete.

but if you love being sexually harassed by musty men with mullets please welcome yourself this the promise land

a day in palmer high school-

transgender speaking in class: dhhwjdjdjr

hick: stfu tranny

2 weeks later~~~

hick: hey i know i yelled at you to stfu but get in my truck gimme a suck and if you don’t i’ll call u a fat slut ;)

by rainbowdickbiggerthenahick May 25, 2021

palmer

A Christian from Western Europe who travelled to the Holy Lands on a pilgrimage during the Crusades. Palmers often brought back a palm frond as a souvenir of their pilgrimage.

Palmers were highly regarded by the public due to their intense devotion to Christ.

by D. Y. Vetz April 19, 2021