Semen Pump

A girl that sucks your dick and your wallet dry.

Rachel is a semen pump. My balls are drained and so is my bank account.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Pump Vein

Sex or male masturbation.

Pump Vein

I skipped class today and stayed in my room and watched porn and pumped vein.

I picked up that slut at the club last night. Went to her house and had to pump vein.

I was watching the milf next door wash her car. Made me drop my pants and pump vein.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Slutty Pump

When an exclusivly pumping mother expresses milk after sex and often yeilds more ounces of milk.

Oh my God Bonnie! I just got 2.5 ounces more during my Slutty Pump!

by Paco77 November 16, 2017

gash pump

To temporarily inflate vaginal lips using a suction action sex toy made for the purpose.

Sex was great last night, susie well gash pumped her minge

by Jukeboxjohnnie January 28, 2015

Pump Stank

When you are hitting her pooter good from behind but each slam body slam against her ass sends a nasty waff of hot,sweaty booty stank straight up your nostrils.

Hey braaaahhhh. Did you hit Rachel’s shit good last night?

Yea brooooohh. I hit it but she gots the pump stank. She’s a dirty ass ho.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2018

Pump Fucked

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop

Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."

by JBone007 June 17, 2009

the perfect pump

When you're pumping gas and stop at the desired amount with out any extra squeezes.

When you're pumping gas at full speed and you only have a 20 spot (or any amount you can afford) and you release the handle at the exact amount without any extra squeezes.

You have just achieved The Perfect Pump.

by CBU (See-boo)/ Chili August 26, 2008