pompous prick

someone who thinks they are the shit, gods gift to the world when indeed they are no where near anything to that.

Samantha Anne is a mondo pompous prick

by j, March 10, 2009

Golf prick

A smug looking bastard, usually well groomed with a possible fake tan and a mandatory visor. Resembles or actually is someone who takes recreational golf too seriously. Best exemplified by Oklahoma State Cowboys football coach Mike Gundy.

Mike Gundy is a man, he's 40, and sure looks like a golf prick.

by HookahHorns February 25, 2009

Douche Prick

Douche Prick is the best word to describe someone who is SO much worse than just a douche he is a mixture of both douchebag and prick. Use this word when you are angry but really need to hold back on the swear words. Perfect for public situations. If need be, you can shorten the word to just DP if children or unappreciative audiences are nearby.

1. That guy who wears pink popped collared shirts is such a douche prick!!

2. Your ex-boyfriend is such a douche prick!!

3. My boss is such a douche prick!!

by Douchepricked too many times September 11, 2009

Fat Prick

A massive fat wanker from benidorm who shows off drugs and can't handle being wrong

"do you like Jordan?"
"no he's a right fat prick"

by Waltzerboi May 3, 2018

Giga-Prick

Someone who cannot be described with base term "Prick" but is such a douche bag that they superceded all other pricks and become the "Giga-Prick".

1. "Dude, why'd you sleep with my girl? You're such a Giga-Prick"
2. "Will you stop insulting me, you Giga-Prick"

by NaterSquib September 6, 2023

coke prick

when you snort so many fat rails of refreshing cola, that your horn shrivels into your body like a mini hard on, or asian penis. In serious cases it can retreat so far into the body that it looks like you have a vagina with a large clitoris.

That bitch was gonna let me fuck her last night but I had coke prick

by patrick sleazy April 22, 2007

Sour prick

A male/female who is a very sour individual. They will most likely sucker punch you or hit you as soon as you turn your back. They most likely make a face where they look like they're eating a lemon.

Matt: I'm gonna punch that guy as soon as he turns around

Sam: Dude don't be such a sour prick

by The Ballsack Tyrant November 10, 2010