Pretentious

ostentatious, big-headed, full of hot air.

Filip Osmulski is so pretentious that the air becomes thin with his ego when he is around.

by ButterflyCode April 16, 2006

presents

unreciprocated oral sex (not reciprocated with sex either).

Raymond gives all the girls presents

by jon cheeks May 31, 2005

Presentational Plagarism

Stealing ideas or pictures for one's presentation without giving credit to the original source. The same as plagarism, but doing it in a presentation.

When he cited zero his sources in his speech, he committed presentational plagarism.

by Holden A. Schlong April 20, 2009

Presents

Cocaine (UK slang)

Mate, I'm popping down to the gift shop to pick up some presents for Dave's birthday party.

by David Cameron's Little Finger April 18, 2015

pretentious

When people mention the last thing they read in school as if it was obvious, and as if you'd have to be completely stupid not to know what they're talking about.

Also when people talk like they're giving a formal speech.

Why won't that girl just say what she means? It's so pretentious. Reminds me of Trübner, really.

by Luau999 December 31, 2010

presence

To weight over 200 pounds. Presence is having the physical attributes to be recognized everywhere you go.

When I'm out at the club no one fucks with me cause I have presence.

I benched 285 last night. So, you still have no presence weighing 185.

How can I get presence? Eat more and work out your legs brown hornet.

by tone bone January 26, 2007

presentated

to go through your dad's closet and find your dad doing aerobics in your mom's underwear

Jesus says, "The other day i went looking for my gerbil in my dad's closet and i got presentated."
Mary, " yeah your dad's gay"

by aminja November 10, 2008