fudge potting

the act of shoving marijuana up your ass

Man why is your face all clenched up like that?
Dude I tried fudge potting and my fuckin ass hurts.

by Give it a shot man December 8, 2009

Pooting

The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.

Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!

by pu3k September 30, 2009

Pottinger

Someone who spins an elaborate web of lies to hide the fact that they are a thief

we had this girl doing work experience at my place, she kept pretending to be ill or in car crashes so everyone felt sorry for her, but in reality she was nicking loads of stuff from the office, what a Pottinger.

by Ivory Coast September 5, 2012

prosting

\▪ prô-stiņ\ n : 1: A sticky, white, sweet, creamy substance produced by the male prostate gland which carries the male sperm while it is expelled through the penis during arousal and sexual intercourse.

Nathan produced five children by filling his lovely wife's vulva with his prosting whenever he wasn't enveloping her lovely face with said fluid.

by Giantewok October 22, 2017

pouting

It's when a girl makes those kissy lips at me which turns me on.

Yo man she was pouting at me the other day, she totally wants the d.

by urbandictionaryranoutofnames July 24, 2016

POSing

The act of being a POS (piece of shit).

Applied to computers and other technology that randomly become a POS. Similar to PMSing in human females.

"I can't get anything done this morning, my computer is POSing all over the place."

by cchiz November 3, 2009

ponting

Ponting is the same as 'Dogging' only rather than using an automobile, wheelchairs are used.

See below for 'Dogging' definition

Dogging actually derives from the term 'walking the dog'. It is a pastime that has evolved from blokes taking their dogs for walks and stumbling across couples at it in bushes etc. They originally only spied on these couples.

The 'sport' has now become much more organized and seedy - with regular meeting places, and more or less a free-for-all spirit. This year the newly created Ultimate Dogging Championships was held at Rivington nr Chorley, Lancs. Their were many disciplines including 10 Man Train, Pearly Rain, and Most Extreme Slapper. The TV rights to next year's event are currently in negotiation with a Dutch Satellite TV station.

'Hello Jimmy, fancy going ponting this evening?'
*Jimmy flails* 'Ohhh yes, I love to go ponting...' *glares*

by Gr44 July 20, 2008