A kind of entertainment for adults and pleasure. It stimulates the genitals and is watched by more men then women.
That porn is good shit!
by derpderpderdcsf October 18, 2012

A sometimes funny short film or a cheesy movie. A lot of porn has cheesy sayings and most of it is unprotected sex. Some porn has She-Hes which is weird if uve ever seen one. Sometimes you and ur buds might watch porn, but if they flip a boner u kno there easy to get horny. A easier way to cum(watch porn). If ur really weird............... 2 girls one cup!!!!!!! And be honest uve seen it and bring a friend if u do.
Bud1:Wanna watch some porn?
Bud2:Nah Jimmy might flip a boner.
Bud1:Who said we have to invite Jimmy?
Bud2:This isn't gonna turn out into porn now right?
Bud2:Nah Jimmy might flip a boner.
Bud1:Who said we have to invite Jimmy?
Bud2:This isn't gonna turn out into porn now right?
by Little Big Midget January 2, 2011

Something that you look at and you will never have a girlfriend/wife in your entire life again. Why not just have real sex instead? Not with a hooker, but with your gf/wife.
by Rebal the Lorikeet June 30, 2005

by Lovelylady11 May 19, 2016

What your dad watches
Dad:*Fap*Fap*Fap
Mom: WTF are you doing!!!!!
Dad: Watching Animal Planet
Mom: O let me watch someee Animal planet
3 seconds later
Mom: I love animallllll planetttttt oh yeah!!
Kool aid jammers: Ohhh yeah that's good Porn
Mom: WTF are you doing!!!!!
Dad: Watching Animal Planet
Mom: O let me watch someee Animal planet
3 seconds later
Mom: I love animallllll planetttttt oh yeah!!
Kool aid jammers: Ohhh yeah that's good Porn
by Pacheco Its not Gabriel HeHe February 12, 2018

Pictures of naked men and women,women and women,or men and men. They can be pictures or videos. Videos usualy showing men and women haveing sex.
DUDEEEEE!!!!!!!!......i was watchin porn last night!!!!....This sexy goth girl was bein pined down by some prep dude,and he was FUCKIN her HARD...i was gettin bonners while watchin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Thea[wink] June 2, 2009

by Gabby Magid <3 February 18, 2005
