pooer

anyone who pikes out, does anything stupid, makes a fool of themselves in front of a large audience, personally disgraces another, makes excuses for being lamo etc.

also known as king pooer or the pooest of poos.

'Brendonna is the pooer king of pooers'
meaning he is the owner of being poo.

by Harrie April 6, 2006

Poofer

A poofer is someone who blows smoke up other people's butts, i.e., tells people what they want to hear; a liar; distantly related to a brown-noser and a yes-man

Example 1

Person 1: "I can't believe how fast Jim has been promoted."

Person 2: "I can. The boss loves him because he's total poofer."



Example 2

Person 1: "I'm so impressed with Chris's knowledge of football. He knows every stastitic!"

Person 2: "Oh please. Can't you tell he's a poofer?"

by Heather Riley October 15, 2004

pookey

a sexual term said when one partner wants to give the other partner head.

Im so horny, can i give you pookey?

by Monique December 6, 2003

Pooked

When you're signed into your facebook and someone has taken the reigns of your computer or mobile phone and posted a status update.
Pronounced like "booked"

John Smith: Haha, pooked. John loves hairy dick.

by jsmithe May 14, 2011

Pooey

Noun. Something that stinks.
Something that is a bummer.

"I can't go out tonight, guys."
"Aww, that's a pooey."

by Flanabanana December 13, 2009

pooker dooker

A term of endearment for a female dog, usually said in a sugary sweet voice for best effect.

Last night, Kurian was cold, so him and his pooker dooker curled up under the covers.

by Devious Honey Mark Rock September 6, 2005

poohead

Poohead is what my friends are all called. We are like a group of BIG POOHEADS.

Jo, Sue, Katie, Laura and Sarah are all such pooheads

by KC May 9, 2003