A sexual scenario in which the woman is on her period and penetrated by the male at a high frequency, thus causing blood to spread across her thighs. Once the "sauce" is spread and the male party is reaching climax, he will then pull his penis out (and remove condom if present,) just before ejaculating across her thighs leaving cum dripping down the blood as the "mozzarella cheese" to cover the "sauce".
"Cody totally gave Janet the messy pizza the other night."
"Derek isn't gonna be at the party tonight, he and Paris are busy making messy pizzas."
"Derek isn't gonna be at the party tonight, he and Paris are busy making messy pizzas."
by Richard Anus February 05, 2021
by Dunkin_Johnson December 08, 2021
by a funni meme February 03, 2015
by 00087u483 December 29, 2005
The kind of "love" that young kids that date experience, due to their incapacity to know what real love is. Similar to Puppy Love.
by thatsprettycool January 05, 2012
A concrete pizza occurs when plant matter such as grass and leaves finds its way or is placed onto a concrete or cement surface before it dries. For added effect, one may put tomatoes, onions, and even pepperoni in the mix. If a sealer is applied onto a concrete pizza, it is then known as a complete concrete pizza.
WARNING: Concrete pizzas are not edible. Consumption will result in dental damage, esophageal lacerations, digestive system shutdown, and probably death. If ingested, contact Wendy Northcutt from the Darwin Awards immediately, because you would be a serious candidate for the award.
Note: Concrete pizzas can be ugly and structurally weak; customers are highly unlikely to pay for them.
WARNING: Concrete pizzas are not edible. Consumption will result in dental damage, esophageal lacerations, digestive system shutdown, and probably death. If ingested, contact Wendy Northcutt from the Darwin Awards immediately, because you would be a serious candidate for the award.
Note: Concrete pizzas can be ugly and structurally weak; customers are highly unlikely to pay for them.
"The customer was not very impressed by the concrete pizza on his porch, and was even less impressed when we sealed it with tomatoes and onions.
by CapitaoChaos March 18, 2014
This Canadian Pizza is awesome, where did you get it from?
by pizza4life December 21, 2009