gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus

a bacterial infection that enters the body through the anus and in the end creates a colony of single celled bacterium that make the testis shrink.

Dan: i heard you got an STD Pat
Pat: nah man. i got something worse.
Dan: hmm? what are you talking about?
Pat: i was getting at my girl and we fucked six times and the result was not good. i got it. gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus. my balls are only the size of an eraser top.
Dan: Shit! i feel for you Pat, dumb bitch.

by nighthawkdragon April 25, 2009

papshmear

after the gyno gives you a papsmear, he wipes it in your face thus creating a papshmear.

That asshole Joe the Gyno got some papshmear in my nose.

by click January 18, 2003

Papillon

A sneaky fart that waits patiently, then escapes your anus at just the right moment while you're asleep, often in public places. Based on the hit 1973 prison escape drama starring Steve McQueen.

I was so tired I passed out on the plane and made a Papillon, much to the dismay of the woman next to me.

by Norm Stern June 28, 2016

Human Papillomavirus

See HPV
HPV is a STD that is contracted through anal, oral, or vaginal sex. It can also be transmitted by skin to skin contact.

HPV is the leading and most dangerous STD.

by Shelby Leigh May 19, 2005

papi chulo

1: One who gets three fat Samoan ladies to freak him at house parties; pimp.

2: See Miten.

Oh my god, that indian guy is sooooo miten! I've found my papi chulo.

by Patrick October 22, 2004

papi block

1) A place in Philadelphia to get decent dime bags near CCP in Fairmount
2) An area in a slum predominantly populated by Americans of Puerto Rican heritage

Mike: Ayo I just got off class, where the weed at!?
Raheem: We ain't got shit man, hit up the papi block on your way over.
Bret: Nah fam, the boys raided it the other day again, they down 18th and Wallace.

by B'ul Macs May 18, 2011

Papi chulo

A larger Caucasian man usually driving an El Camino who is known to be irresistible to middle aged women

There goes papi chulo in his el Camino, all the neighborhood moms can’t resist once they get a taste

by Mjb05005 December 5, 2019