Any unusually well-lit, well-composed, or well-timed photo that appears in your Snapchat memories after a night of heavy partying, typically with no recollection of you taking it. The subjects of these photos are usually fucked up people doing dumb shit.
This morning I opened my Snapchat memories and found a picture of John in the fetal position in my shower after spending an hour yakking. That’s a high quality Renaissance painting.
by LigmaSugmaBofa December 12, 2019
Get the Renaissance paintingmug. Guy: "Would you look at Melissa, she looks like a total slut."
Guy 2: "Yea, she has way too much bitch paint on."
Guy 2: "Yea, she has way too much bitch paint on."
by SwagOfNewYork December 18, 2012
Get the bitch paintmug. When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.
He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.
Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly
He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.
Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly
Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?
Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.
Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?
Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck
Aroid: Does this make me gay?
Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.
Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?
Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck
Aroid: Does this make me gay?
Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey February 28, 2019
Get the Painting the Prostatemug. by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011
Get the Porcelain Paintingmug. by IfixYourass August 4, 2017
Get the paint cansmug. This is a term used to describe someone so dumb that they might as well eat chipped paint from walls.
Can also refer to someone who is dumb enough to huff paint leading to the destruction of thier brain cells which makes them even dumber.
Can also refer to someone who is dumb enough to huff paint leading to the destruction of thier brain cells which makes them even dumber.
“Hey, what is your little cousing eating. Did you give him crackers”
“Nah. The little shit is a paint eater.”
“That explains alot”
“Nah. The little shit is a paint eater.”
“That explains alot”
by Dedalus Diggle May 18, 2018
Get the paint eatermug. A paint can is someone who you would consider to be a hater of yours. They are always rude and never agree with anything you do
by Paint can May 28, 2019
Get the Paint canmug.