The type of guy to kiss little kids in pools, date girls named Amanda and touch themselves to furry porn. Don't be a Lance Owen please!
by Nigwar45 June 19, 2020
Get the Lance Owenmug. An Owen Moment is a term that can be used to describe minor inconveniences, or any unpleasant situation. Did you lose your wallet? Owen Moment. Did a family member pass away? Owen Moment.
Example 1:
"Shit, I just stubbed my toe. Owen Moment."
Example 2:
Friend 1: "Man, I failed my math exam!"
Friend 2: "Oof, that's an Owen Moment."
"Shit, I just stubbed my toe. Owen Moment."
Example 2:
Friend 1: "Man, I failed my math exam!"
Friend 2: "Oof, that's an Owen Moment."
by CRYPTiC STATiC July 23, 2021
Get the Owen Momentmug. 
boy owen
The best looking kid you will ever see. First glance at him, you literally fall over and die. He is actually insane. The girl who has him is literally lucky. Incredibly funny. Literally smart. And has 200 IQ. He is also insanely athletic. Truly, Owen is insane.
The best looking kid you will ever see. First glance at him, you literally fall over and die. He is actually insane. The girl who has him is literally lucky. Incredibly funny. Literally smart. And has 200 IQ. He is also insanely athletic. Truly, Owen is insane.
by boy owen November 3, 2019
Get the boy owenmug. A fag who will suck your dick no matter your gender . He is also an entitled asshole who thinks he’s better than everyone else.
by fucksexassfuck69420 November 8, 2019
Get the Owen Mooremug. He is someone who promises the world but fails to deliver. He doesn’t open up to everyone, it takes someone special. He will treat that girl and make her feel loved until he thinks he could do better. He will cheat if he has to as he can only cope with the easy options. He comes across as charming, funny and hardworking but when you see his true colours you’ll be shocked by the anger and unresolved issues he has. But you’ll be free from this. Owen line needs a girl who will be just like his mum, someone who cooks everyday, cleans, sorts his bills and doesn’t need a thank you. If you fall for an Owen Line just remember he’ll always replace you like his car.
by —truthhurtsbitch May 3, 2022
Get the owen linemug. by Joseph.1234 December 3, 2022
Get the Owen Essermug.