Christopher Owens

Personified beauty in the form of a lead singer in the band, Girls. Christopher Owens is a man who sings of heartaches, disappointments, broken dreams, and crushes. While some may associate his music to hipsters, Christopher Owens has a genuine feeling weaved throughout such lyrics such as the song "Substance" in which he sings:

"Who could have something real, when you could have nothing?"

He is also particularly desired amongst both sexes.

"Christopher Owens is my dreamboat."

by Missy Miss Molly September 22, 2011

flaming owen

A person that thinks they are the greatest professional dog handler/Trainer/breeder, in the world! When in fact their stupidity is painful, for all to see.

“That’s the worst trained dog in the world, I bet it’s one of “Flaming Owens” dogs.

by FlashCarrNash August 10, 2020

Dirty owen

The act of fisting a girl so hard the rings of cartilage that hold her vagina together fracture

"my girlfriend thought she was a whore, so I gave her a dirty Owen

by Fanny muncher April 11, 2020

Lance Owen

The type of guy to kiss little kids in pools, date girls named Amanda and touch themselves to furry porn. Don't be a Lance Owen please!

Holy Cow Mark, that guy's pulling a lance Owen.

by Nigwar45 June 19, 2020

Owen Wilson

A blonde middle aged man famous for two things: Lightning McQueen and his one hell of a nose!!

“Wow...” Said Owen Wilson as he contemplated his existence.

by Tomola December 5, 2018

boy owen

boy owen

The best looking kid you will ever see. First glance at him, you literally fall over and die. He is actually insane. The girl who has him is literally lucky. Incredibly funny. Literally smart. And has 200 IQ. He is also insanely athletic. Truly, Owen is insane.

Thats a boy owen? insane

by boy owen November 3, 2019

Owen Moment

An Owen Moment is a term that can be used to describe minor inconveniences, or any unpleasant situation. Did you lose your wallet? Owen Moment. Did a family member pass away? Owen Moment.

Example 1:
"Shit, I just stubbed my toe. Owen Moment."

Example 2:
Friend 1: "Man, I failed my math exam!"
Friend 2: "Oof, that's an Owen Moment."

by CRYPTiC STATiC July 23, 2021