by JNeilson January 27, 2014

A form of judicial self-insert fanfic, in which the author of a legal opinion fantasizes that the founding fathers are gushing over them, panties a-drip, "Oh Antonin, you're not like all the other justices, you really GET me; of COURSE corporations are people!"
While the Court's decision breaks with tradition and perfectly encapsulates the prejudices of a racist old white man, the justices defended their opinions by citing the doctrine of Originalism.
by irzebra September 30, 2020

While living a Human has endless possibilities (of what is considered luxury) but when the saying of Death brings New Life the amount of "pain" they feel from passing away is why Humans Live Luxurious because when a Original-Human takes into the After-Life Their body may die but in death brings life so 400,000(thousands) Nerve Endings Spring to Life. The feeling of anything that touches the body causes so much Pain that even a Titan (ex. Atlas) thinks they're evil because of the Real-Pain that inflicts(not neccassirly for eternity either but for a period of time that makes it unbearable for a new born to be brought back into life with the memories) of what made Original-Humans of us deserving of such a "Pampered" life and why even such things as Demons respect our pain in the afterlife because unless one is born with such "Fear" of Death but no reason why it remembers the "Fear" can only remain its Sanity if one wasn't in existence when the period before the Deities were known for having a physical form (which is when they are known as a color, not a admirable figure that is to be worshipped) would make living not as something that would sought out to be Reality.
Man, I'm sorta glad that when I am living and as a Original-Human as that of which I am only to feel those sweet vibrations that make me warm and snuggly enough to fall asleep all Day. I sought out my Past-Life to see who I was. Remembered that Original-Human has not existed long enough for any of us to have one unless they were a mammal of some kind that has lived with the Earth as well and I had a brief memory of the pain I had inflicted when I died and my nerve endings came to life. Thank God the Pain I felt was from my own accidental pain and that even the machines/demons or whatever they were knew that the pain was so severe that I had the balls to be granted life again not of pity but because they could hear Heaven crying because God thinks that even that was a fucked up day when he heard the pain that makes Diablo think Original-Humans are evil when they were created to make a taste of his medecine.
by Original_Pain November 10, 2022

by Homosheshuals December 20, 2022

That’s definitely an original
by Lisdani May 24, 2021

A Detroit Crip subset linked to the Los Angeles Rollin’ 100s, active mainly in Redford (48240) and along Grand River & W. Seven Mile. Small but consistent presence, often in graffiti disputes with 5Point Nation Crips (SCRG, BJSG, Hyena Crips). Allied with Rollin’ 60s (RR$C) and 7-Tel Rollin’ 40s.
“The 113 Original Blocc Crips / Rollin’ 100s NHC keep their tags up in Redford, even while the Hyena Crips (83GC) and 5PN try to dominate the area.”
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

When you are burying the cock in a chic from behind, and you look up and see a mirror on the wall and decide to wipe the side of your head like you are fixing your hair while watching yourself in the mirror and still handing out tickets to pound town!
I was bangin out Lisa when I looked over and realized my hair was out of place so I gave it the Original Dougie Fresh!
by Blacksheep1098 November 28, 2019
