stone joint

From the fable "stone soup".

When someone wants to roll a joint but doesn't possess any of the necessary ingredients (rolling papers, tobacco, cannabis) themselves and attempts to procure them from others, esp. each from a different person, with the promise of a share of the resulting joint.

A common occurrence at music festivals.

Mary said her stone joint would be even nicer if I put some of my hash in it.

by esquilax January 17, 2008

lone stone

the act of illegally smoking marijuana without any company present

Jimmie was so bored and depressed last weekend he had himself a lone stone...

by tuddrew December 6, 2013

Brosetta Stone

A sacred artifact uncovered at a 2007 Jack Johnson concert, that allowed modern scholars to translate 80's 90's and 00's brospeak.

Dude i was watching Top Gun and couldn't understand Tom Cruise at all.

Why don't you check the brosetta stone to find out?

by Nabrolean Bronaparte May 2, 2010

ass stone

A chunk of shit up under the rim of your asshole that skids your draws and eventually drops out once you get to walking.

I cant wear a thong cuz I gots a ass stone be working its way out

by blossombaby December 23, 2013

set in stone

Colloquial description of an item (document, schedule, contract, etc.) that cannot be altered without great effort (and possibly some destructiveness) for one reason or another.

Probably derived from how the ten commandments (Exodus 22:* in your bible) were produced on stone tablets, as it requires effort to modify a document that is etched into stone.

See also set in jello for a good opposite.

Once you sign the contract, the terms are set in stone.

by Dennis The Tiger April 6, 2005

stone face

When a group of guys sit around a table with a tablecloth so they can't see underneath. Some skank proceeds to blow one of the guys and the guys all have to guess who is getting blown by the look on their face.

"dude after we played poker we got this skank to play stone face and it was awesome

by William B July 10, 2006

stone roses

One of the most popular bands of the early 1990s that featured lead singer Ian Brown, John Squire on guitar, Mani on bass, and Reni on drums . The Roses burst onto the Mancunian music scene with their debut album, 'The Stone Roses', released in 1989. The band's sound was marked by enigmatic lyrics filled with Biblical references coupled with dance-influenced riffs. (A now-infamous book, 'ONELOVESTORY', has been written ont he topic that the Stone Roses set out to rule the world and herald the second coming of the Messiah.) However, feuds between band members escalated soon after they released their second and final album 'Second Coming' in 1994. The band more or less ended on April Fools Day of the next year, and Oasis and The Verve went on to succeed the Roses as the next kings of British rock.

one more for the dreamers...

by vervegirl November 11, 2004