hoes mad

statistics show that 1 out of every 3 hoes are indeed mad. and i’m not mad. and my friend becky who likes to talk real sexy isn’t mad (she’s a nasty bitch tho). so that means that the 3rd hoe is you. you are the mad hoe we have been talking about. who hurt you. why so mad hoe?

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by it’snotthatserious June 12, 2019

Mad-love

It means love, but in a different kinda way. It refers to someone close to you, a friend, a family member who is described as someone who looks out for you, shows you love, is down for you, someone who's got actual love in from their hearts to show you. They could be a somebody or a group of somebody's which are typically real close families and friends.

Auntie could me and homies crash at your pad tonight ??

Of course mijo! I got mad-love for you !

by exploding air plane 6969 September 14, 2017

moving mad

Moving crazy and without no reason

girl 1: I set his clothes on fire
girl 2: looool ur moving mad

by pineapplesandwiches May 30, 2018

mad gummage

when someone smiles, half of what you see are gums.

damn, Tay has some mad gummage.

by torchballs September 30, 2009

Methane Madness

The belief that your own farts smell good and also categorizing them according to their smell.

For example, Methane Madness is categorized into five types of farts.

Category 1-Train Smoke
Category2-Sewer Stench
Category3-Orange Blossom Special
Category 4-Acid Burn
Category 5-Soft Serve (aka wet fart)

by Helsinkismashrod November 9, 2009

mad noodley

leaving a females legs feeling like wet noodles after sex. female gets out of bed after sex and her legs will not support her

i fucked this girl so good last night she was "mad noodley".

she was so "noodley" that she couldnt make it to the kitchen to make me a sandwich!!!!

by Salty protien May 2, 2011

Mad Hungz

A state of being, where one is so hungry that he must obligatorily have an enormous penis.

"Leslie kept staring at me after seeing how I reached for the nems, she could probably tell I was mad hungz."

"Ali better hurry up, I'm mad hungz, if the McDonald's closes it's his ass I'll be eating."

by OneHungryDude January 2, 2019