angry dolphin

While copulating a la doggie style position shaft at ladie friends anal wall and proceed to probe until met by a shrill 'uh-uh uh-uh' in a high pitched dolphin esque voice while she arches her back from the pain shaking her head.
I was met by the angry dolphin when trying to ass-fuck Bobbi-Sue.
by Zapco & Cahco & Jthco & Mwvco January 04, 2004
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DOLPHIN TITS

Where a ladies nipples are in a downward motion at an almost 30 degree angle. Providing ease of tit ejaculation that provides an even sprinkler effect to young offspring. This also comes in handy when your partner's peforming a well known "tit wank" as the milk sprays in their ball sack providing a moist cushioning to what should be suspected as later intercourse. I hope you've enjoyed reading daJHDICTIONARYOFLUV.
H: hey J, your tits are lookin pretty dolphinised today
J: Why thankyou, me and my partner needed a change, he said his balls were always aching and dry
and of course my offsrping were hungry.
H: wow i wish i had dolphin tits!
by JJDOLPHINNUMBER2 January 19, 2011
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the beached dolphin

One of the most questionable of all sex acts. This term refers to the act of having sex while watching The Little Mermaid.
The Long John Silver's worker gave his girlfriend the beached dolphin in his basement last night. He must have a weird fish fetish.
by N. Sanity November 19, 2006
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jungle dolphin

while doing a girl from the back you ram you dick i her butt and grab her hair. when she tries to scream insted of a solid yell her voice will skip thus making a dolphin call.
i gave that girl a good jungle dolphin last night!
by nate the gr8 August 21, 2007
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Dolphin Sex

The noise given by a female after being propositioned by a male to put it in her ass sounding very similar to a dolphin.
Bob: <rubs dick on female's asshole as an offer>
Jane: anh-nh
by Meezy August 02, 2005
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dolphin sex

tha philosophy that one can acheive sexual satisfaction with dolphins
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by Omega Death March 28, 2003
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awkward dolphin

Used like "awkward turtle" in very awkward situations. Put your hands in the awkward turtle position but then move them to look like a dolphin jumping in and out of the water.
If someone says something awkward, you can use the awkward dolphin to make it even more awkward.
by M_grigg October 31, 2007
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