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Spicy tomato

Have you seen Janice in accounting? She's a real spicy tomato.
by Not Mr. Anderson October 14, 2016
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Tomato Syndrome

Tomato Syndrome is a syndrome with short-lasting effects. It's when your face turns red and you grow green hair. Tomato Syndrome has many causes, it can happen when you sit in the sun for too long, when you laugh too hard, when you eat too many tomatoes, just about everything can cause it.

The symptoms will go away after a few minutes to an hour. If symptoms persist, go see a doctor.
Jack: *is dying from laughter and starts to turn red, one of the early signs of Tomato Syndrome*

Jill: There you go, you laughed so hard that you got Tomato Syndrome! Now we have to wait for you to go back to normal.
by pizzacato July 12, 2021
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Salty Tomatoe

When you're doing doggy and about to cum, slap their ass until it's red, then cum on it.
I tried a salty tomatoe on my girl last night, and she was pissed but it was worth it.
by Buttery Egg roll January 9, 2022
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polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..
If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.
by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016
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tomato truck

The tomato truck is coming to tuna town! or The tomato truck just hit me broadside!
by Teresa McLeod November 11, 2007
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Urban Tomato

An urban tomato is a special genus of the tomato plant grown in the high CO2, low-light environment of a city. Once picked, the tomatoes must be ogled for three days straight whereupon they may ripen.
Gangsta thugs best wear reflector-shades when ogling urban tomatoes or the fruit is liable to redden and blossom prematurely
by Sir Alan Titchmarsh July 15, 2014
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Curdle tomato

When you spary ketchup on you girlfriends hair while having sex
Man last night she wanted me to Curdle tomato
by Happy1245 February 18, 2018
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