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Hanking

Tim got locked up for hanking in Time Square and someone caught him white handed.
by Hanking Harold January 1, 2025
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Hank Hilling

Hank Hilling (verb, slang):
1. To display a strong, almost stubborn sense of responsibility, work ethic, and pride in practical tasks such as lawn care, grilling, or home maintenance.
2. To approach everyday chores with the seriousness of a full-time job, especially yard work, fixing things “the right way,” and lecturing others on proper technique.
3. To embody the mindset of Hank Hill — valuing hard work, respect, tradition, and propane (and propane accessories).

👉 Example 1: “I spent all Saturday Hank Hilling — mowed twice, edged the driveway, and reorganized the tool shed.”
👉 Example 2: “He was Hank Hilling about how nobody respects a solid day’s work anymore.”
👉 Example 1: “I spent all Saturday Hank Hilling — mowed twice, edged the driveway, and reorganized the tool shed.”
👉 Example 2: “He was Hank Hilling about how nobody respects a solid day’s work anymore.”
by Norm frihole August 30, 2025
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Hanked

To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.
That US womans national soccer team got hanked by the English sports commentators after their claims that they were invincible.
by Dimdamdum May 16, 2025
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Hank Hopkins

A country, or southern rock singer, who fucks shit up, and doesn’t care what anybody thinks.
Man: have you heard of that singer Hank Hopkins?
Woman: OMG YES! I want him to have my babies!
by Definitely not hankydoodle August 18, 2023
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Hank the tank

the males ejaculation being so intense that it shoots out like like a tank/bullet shot
Last night I came so hard I gave her the ol hank the tank
by anonymous March 10, 2024
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Hank hill

Hank hill : Greeks Aztecs and most religions believe in Hank hill
by Guy Cosby April 16, 2020
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Tight Hank Hill Ass

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.
Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.
by Howard Stern Number 1 January 3, 2022
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