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new york yankees 

American League baseball team based in The Bronx, New York. They were established in 1901 and currently play in Yankees Stadium. Some famous players include: Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig,Mickey Mantle, Derek Jeter, Joe Dimaggio, Don Mattingly and countless others most of which have been inducted into the baseball hall of fame in Cooperstown.

Undoubtedly the most dominant professional sports franchise in the US and possibly the world. As of now ('06) 26 world series wins, 39 World series appearances and a history of winning, legendary players and professionalism unparalleled to any other ball club in MLB.
lots of people are jealous of the new york yankees because of their success, especially people who troll on Urban dictionary. Yankee fans don't care what others think, we stick by our team through thick and thin.

people point out the obvious by stating that the yankees buy players, no shit sherlock, every team buys players you pay players to play- hence PROFESSIONAL baseball, this ain't little league- the yankees are better at it because it has the biggest and most dedicated fan base in the US.

we also have johnny damon

new york yankees by Magik Bus October 4, 2006
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New York Islanders 

The New York Islanders are an NHL hockey team that rules the tri-state area
The New York Islanders defeated their inferiors, the New York Rangers, 4-2
New York Islanders by ksin February 16, 2017

New York City

Amazing City, unless you live there. HAH!
Someone walks up to me on the street, and says to me "Isnt New York City just the most amazing place ever?" I say "Im guessing you dont live here."
New York City by Pirozzolo June 9, 2009

New york Snowball 

A variation of the infamous snowball;

When having anal sex, you ejaculate into your partner's anus, suck the semen/feces mix into your mouth, and spit it back into their mouth.
I convinced my girl to give me a snowball but, since she doesn't like the taste of her own shit, she wasn't ready to take it to the next level with the New York Snowball.
New york Snowball by gar4ett April 4, 2009

New York State 

a land mass put in place to quarantine(sic) new england from the rest of the country. not sure if it's for their good or ours
welcome to new england. please enjoy our attractions, spend your money, and then leave
New York State by bob b March 15, 2004

New York Knicks 

the best team ever. patrick ewing, the messiah, once played for this team. n-y-k all the way. knicks in six. will eventually win 25 championships in a row and become the winningest team in history.
you know why the knicks are great?
because patrick ewing is god.
New York Knicks by chuck d February 5, 2005

New York Breakfast 

The sexual act of a woman/man performing prophylactic fellatio on a man/woman's feces when they are half-way out of the anus.
The man was very excited when his poop came half-way out and Jeremy began giving him a New York Breakfast.